Hypothetical situation. Imagine you are a 21 year old Nigerian and you get paid 35,000 dollars per week to play soccer in the UK. During a weekend you don’t have to play because the national teams are qualifying for the World Cup in Russia next year. What do you do to pass the time?
Watford player Mr Isaac Success thought the best idea to do in that situation was to rent a suite at the Hertfordshire hotel, order 4 prostitutes via his phone and start to drink Baileys, lots and lots of Baileys.
Only downside is that drinking all that Baileys whilst waiting for four women to show up can mess up your performance.
One of the girls explained what happened next: “He had paid four of us £500 ($600US) each to party with him and we all got naked as soon as the money came through on our phone bank accounts. He was drinking Baileys straight from the bottle. I pulled off his shorts and got down to it with three other girls doing everything you could imagine. When he failed to ‘rise’ to the occasion, the ladies decided to leave and that’s when he got angry, screaming at them that he wanted his money back. Eventually the police was called and he was arrested.”
Another of the escorts, Miss Michaela Carter, 30 years old, said:”4 of us massaged him for a full hour and a half. He had been boasting to us all night about how much he earned and how much fun we were going to have. He seemed really keen on Baileys, swigging the stuff out of the bottle. It made me cringe because it’s so sickly sweet. He seemed a bit shy and awkward, probably because he’s only 21. All five of us were squirming around on the bed but after a while we realized the Baileys had taken its toll. Eventually, I told him I couldn’t stay any longer and we couldn’t give him extra time. That’s when things started to get nasty. He accused us of ripping him off and asked for his money to be returned. It was terrifying.”
Mr Success (what’s in a name in this case) was arrested. The charges: fighting with hookers.