Special Series Flashback: Shia LaBeouf Claims Rape!

Shia LaBeouf is back in the news, in an effort to revive his dying career that's now succumbed to live performance art.

He's currently on tour doing what he calls “#IAMSORRY performance art” pieces in Los Angeles, since he can't seem to draw interest in any films.

At this point, Shia LaBeouf is suggesting a failure that he's desperate to even hear his name.

Now he's reminiscing about his own failures with a new claim, saying that in 2014 he was raped by a woman

No, that's not satire. Shia LaBeouf says a feminist raped him, despite how pathetic that actually sounds.

LaBeouf claims he was overpowered by a woman who physically beat his legs for ten minutes straight, before finally raping him.

The details are questionable, to say the least.

Yes, Shia LaBeouf says that a female, actually used her feminine structure to topple his masculinity.

This is how cowardly Shia LaBeouf is, and only confirms that he's a weakling.

"One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me,” said Shia.

He continued, “There were hundreds of people in line when she walked out with disheveled hair and smudged lipstick. It was no good, not just for me but her man as well. On top of that my girl (actress Mia Goth) was in line to see me because it was Valentine's Day and I was living in the gallery for the duration of the event,” exclaimed Shia. “We were separated for five days, no communication. So it really hurt her as well, as I guess the news of it traveled through the line. When she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldn't speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful."

So far no representing for Shia LaBeouf has offered any public statement on this issue.

Whether that's because he simply cannot afford a publicist, or because of the fact that he's a washed-up has been that's irrelevant is still up for debate.

One public figure did, however, have a few words to say about LaBeouf's claim that he was raped.

British journalist Piers Morgan, in both fierce tone and tough rhetoric, slammed the former Transformers star's rape claim, saying it's nothing more than “an offensive publicity stunt.”

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shia LaBeouf&#39;s claim to have been &#39;raped&#39; is truly pathetic &amp; demeans real rape victims. Grow up, you silly little man.</p>&mdash; Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/538394860365963264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2014</a></blockquote>

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It wouldn't be surprising, considering this is a man who literally pulled out his penis in front of children<a href="http://www.thegoldwater.com/news/4491-Where-s-LaBeouf-Urinating-in-Public-Of-Course"> to urinate in the ocean on a film set earlier this year.</a>.

Even that mediocre sense of attention and headlines benefits the actor because as they say, <i>”all publicity is good publicity”</i>.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A Hollywood actor sitting with a paper bag over his head who did nothing as he claims a woman &#39;raped&#39; him has not been raped. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/labeouf?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#labeouf</a></p>&mdash; Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/538401478168166400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2014</a></blockquote>

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This is the same misogynistic woman beater that also violently assaulted police officers on film.

The<a href="http://www.thegoldwater.com/news/5007-Shia-LaBeouf-Broken-By-pol-Rages-Against-Police-In-New-Video"> video made its rounds </a>and only further gave a boost to his dying career by putting him in the headlines yet again.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">People are actually defending Shia LaBeouf. The world&#39;s gone mad. He&#39;s invented a supposed &#39;rape&#39; for cheap PR - utterly shameful.</p>&mdash; Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/538403023119081472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2014</a></blockquote>

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Since it seems his claim of being raped in 2014 was at best laughable, he's now trying to jump onto the bandwagon of Hollywood's “Me Too” campaign of exposure in hopes to give himself some sort of attention to increase his ticket sales in the future.

Since Piers Morgan has offered his take on the issue, there have been nothing but crickets from Shia’s camp.

Perhaps Piers was right? If the story was nothing more than a bad attempt at a publicity stunt, then Shia should be shamed and shunned, although if memory serves me correct, he already can't get hired.

What could be worse? Maybe it's time he finds a real job, at Burger King or wherever his talents fit best.

At this point it seems Shia is so desperate just to be talked about and stay relevant that he'll even stoop to disgusting (and laughable) rape claims.

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Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/11/28/shia-labeouf-i-was-raped/19608751/