By: Crunch McSlamfist | 10-20-2017 | News
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I just saved 94.6%! Read Stats on Chances of Being Murdered by Switching to Black Transgender!

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I do captions for a living. You know those transcriptions and subtitles you see on YouTube and the like? That's me. Right now, I'm having to caption this real shit tier liberal documentary and it's talking about trans hate crimes and it pops up the likelihood of being murdered as a trans black woman was 1 in 2,600 like that's some terrifying statistic. So I looked up the odds of being murdered just by being in the US and <a href="">it's 1 in 133</a>. So realistically, I should become a trans gender black woman to lower my odds of being murdered.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When transgender teen suicide rates begin climbing again, it&#39;ll be de facto murder with blood on <a href="">@realDonaldTrump</a> and <a href="">@vp</a> hands. <a href=";ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DCbigots</a></p>&mdash; HolyWaterDrunk🏳️‍🌈 (@JasonBClark) <a href="">February 22, 2017</a></blockquote>

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And another thing, because fuck this video, on the topic of gender floo-wid-i-tee, if you were actually transgender, like born with a physical abnormality where you grew up one sex and found out you were born with both parts and it effected you sexually, wouldn't you be pissed at all these people playing pretend and just deciding what their sex was? Like fuck you , I lived this you imagination land fucktard. It's like if I was born with dwarfism and some dumb regular fuck told me he got so upset when he went to the supermarket and people asked him to get stuff off the top shelf and it pissed him off because he identified as a little person. Like fuck you you long fuck.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i am a lamp <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; Ricky (@rickyberwick) <a href="">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote>

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This video has pissed me off, it's almost two hours long and they don't make points or provide evidence, they just say everbody is racist and hillary didn't win because she's a woman. I'm gonna have to go binge watch the democratic campaign hq on the night of the election and let their tears purify my soul after I'm done.

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Anonymous No. 10026 2017-10-20 : 19:11


Anonymous No. 10039 2017-10-21 : 01:32

You realize that article you cited is from 1985. And is referring to the lifetime risk of being murdered. The risk in a year is about 1 in 19,000. So you actually are better off, you just don't think you are.

Sounds like the video has more solid evidence than you.

Anonymous No. 10158 2017-10-23 : 00:45

watever dood

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