By: Major Burdock | 08-17-2021 | Opinion, Studio
Photo credit: The Goldwater

Jacked-Up Pistachio Sex Shake

The Goldwater performs a forced marriage between an Asian pistachio and an intrepid Kentucky boy. Helsinki Syndrome in a blender, these two were meant for one another.

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Joy No. 95704 2021-08-18 : 03:00

Beautiful and cozy! Thanks for the hot tip on a cool drink 💖

Anonymous No. 95707 2021-08-18 : 20:37

I think that looks delicious

ashley No. 95710 2021-08-19 : 13:20

looks delicious i wanna do that

Anonymous No. 95735 2021-09-16 : 01:24

A refreshing drink, I really need this. : )

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