By Steve Dellar   |  11-09-2018   News
Photo credit: Twitter | @Globo

Beauty contests are a big thing in South America. Allow me to share with you two small anecdotes before I tell what happened during the last ‘Miss Bumbum’ election to make sure you understand how serious this ordeal is over there.

A female lawyer friend of mine of Greek origin went to Brazil on her honeymoon. When she came back she cut her hair short in order to make a feminist statement versus European women as she felt after visiting South America that long-haired women are simply doing so to look good for their man.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brazil what a country. <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; twstedfk (@twstedfk) <a href="">November 8, 2018</a></blockquote>

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Secondly, Venezuelans may be poor and hungry, but when it comes to winning beauty contests, young girls over there actually have their tongues doctored so that they can’t eat anymore for a few months in order to lose weight before any beauty contest takes place. Real thing, look it up.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bogus bum claim triggers Miss BumBum brouhaha via <a href="">@hunterTOSun</a>: <a href=""></a> <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) <a href="">November 7, 2018</a></blockquote>

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Back to the main event. In Brazil’s Rio Grande Do Sul, the Miss BumBum contest, which crowns the ‘best looking ass,’ said Ms Ellen Santana was the winner.

Just as 31-year-old Ms Santana, who clearly had some work done in the front, was receiving her crown, one of her competitors, 27-year-old Miss Aline Uva ran onto the stage and tried to grab the satchel.

“Your ass is made of plastic,” she yelled disappointed as she wrestled the winner for the prize. Uva also mentioned that her “ass is the only natural one here.”

The organizers of the often criticized competition had to intervene to calm things down and return the sash to the rightful winner.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ms Uva (pictured), who has a 105cm derriere, told reporters backstage: &#39;I represent the natural … <a href=""></a> via <a href="">@MailOnline</a></p>&mdash; SAKIS BELLAS (@SAKISBELLAS) <a href="">November 6, 2018</a></blockquote>

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It is not the first time that the election - organized since 2011 in Brazil - starts or ends in chaos.

"It's all part of the race," said Mr Cacau Oliver, creator of Miss BumBum.


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Anonymous No. 41735 1541776386

Skank alert!!

Anonymous No. 41736 1541776401

“Snatch comes to mind!”

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Woot No. 41730 1541844818
Since Feminazis think they can do everything that men can and do it just as well, or better, only allow freak trannies to compete against the feminazis, ESPECIALLY in fist fights and lets here them run their bullshit mouths then. Fact is, women can do some shit better than men and some shit that men can't even do, likewise, there are MANY things that men are better at than women and men can do some shit that women can't.
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