By: Kyle James | 03-23-2018 | Entertainment
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Hilarious: Disney Releases New Solo Posters, Without The Guns

By now most people have heard of the screw up surrounding the latest Star Wars movie posters, it turns out they were completely plagiarized from a 2015 set of Jazz album covers requiring them to be redesigned. Disney just can't do anything right when it comes to this Han Solo movie, now the company has re-released the posters for a third time, this time without any guns!

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That's right, Disney has released "gun free' Star Wars posters as the war against the 2nd amendment and gun ownership perpetrated by the left continues. Just who do they think it watching these films? Do they really think the kind of people out there being offended by a blaster pistol in a movie poster are really the hardcore fans that support the franchise?

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The reality is this is more social justice warrior pandering to the left from liberal feminist Kathleen Kennedy who is outright determined to remove any former etching of masculinity from the Star Wars universe. Now, each of the character posters for the new Solo movie looks awkward and obviously photoshopped.

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One comment noted that Han Solo looks like he just let out a wet fart in the newest iteration of his poster and I can't really disagree, they look awful. The whole idea that the people in control of Star Wars could even consider removing Chewbacca's iconic wookie bowcaster is just offensive.

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It's time for Kathleen Kennedy to go and to get a competent, and creative person at the helm of the franchise, not one who puts social justice over everything.

Some YouTubers and fans have suggested Dave Filoni as a potential replacement to Kathleen Kennedy, and let me tell you, Dave Filoni would be just as offended as you or me at the thought of removing Han's instantly recognizable DL-44 blaster pistol. Is this a sign that the film will pull an E.T. and remove guns only to replace them with walkie-talkies in the film?

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I sure hope this is some kind of bad joke or a mistake from a new hire and not the actual direction Disney is taking with Solo: A Star Wars Story. If this is a sign of what's to come, I for one will not be spending a dime on Disney's products.

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Anonymous No. 21238 2018-03-23 : 01:42

I swear to god.. it's a sci fi movie that literally has "WAR" in the title and your going to remove the guns? They aren't even guns, they're blasters? #FUCKKATHLEENKENNEDY

Anonymous No. 21257 2018-03-23 : 04:44

That colored guy has his cell phone, it looks like he’s holding it like a gun

Anonymous No. 21259 2018-03-23 : 05:15

Jesus fucking christ *facepalm*

Anonymous No. 21271 2018-03-23 : 08:55

Maybe they won't shoot anything. It could turn into a galactic kung-fu movie

Anonymous No. 21414 2018-03-25 : 05:12

Fake news. The gun-less posters are for the Brazilian market, and will not be used in the United States. According to Disney, it is to present a more "family friendly" image for the movie in Brazil, and has nothing to do with the "war on the 2nd amendment".


I find it funny how this article cut out the spanish at the bottom of the posters, hmmm…

Anonymous No. 21571 2018-03-26 : 23:58

Kill the kikes

Anonymous No. 21765 2018-03-29 : 03:05

They gonna come our w a beaner version called "Han Cholo" true story.

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