World's First Vagina Beer With "Essence Of Hot Underwear Models" Opens For Business

A new kind of beer has hit the market in Poland and its made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models." The brewery behind the daring beer is known as "The Order of Yoni" and is located in the Polish capital city of Warsaw. The brewery's unique name Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals which makes this new beer especially fitting.

The beer promises the taste of the "essence" of good looking models who held the beer near their crotches at various bars in Katowice, Poland. The company's website describes the sensations customers could experience while drinking the beer saying "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion."

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The brewery's website continues: "Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer."

Despite the sleek advertising and erotic models promoting the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, one of the first customers to taste the deer, says he was not overly impressed. Majewski noted the beer cost 25 zloty ($6.50), or roughly the same as a bottle of wine. "People will try it out of curiosity, but I don't think it will be a regular addition on the table for beer lovers," Majewski said.

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A video promoting the new product showcases a large peel-off sticker that revealed a model in underwear named Pauline. The bizarre packaging said, "You are drinking the essence of Pauline" and shows a diagram of two people having sex with a caption saying, "The best sex position when drinking beer."

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