Major Burdock, you're a terrible poet,an amateur journalist, and a blatant Homosexual
There is no God and Mini Burdock never actually served in the armed forces...
The entire "military facade" is Burdock's way of trying to mask his effemininity and uncontrolled homosexual urges.
Burdock spray paints a thinly veiled ineffectual camouflage of "machismo" with a contrived firearm fixation, simply because his penis never really developed past the age of six.
Philip didn't have a lot of experience in bed, so after Burdock demonstrated how to perform fellatio dozens and dozens of times, he finally got to play the role of the man as Philip began reciprocating oral sex on him.
Oh yeah.. I almost forgot.. they both want you to believe they are "journalists"...
There is no God, and nobody cares about soldiers been killed. That's their problem, not ours.