Law enforcement says a Peoria, Arizona, woman returned home from work to find a naked intruder cooking in her kitchen last week.
No, this isn't satire. The Peoria Police Department reported that a woman returned to her home, near 91st and Peoria Avenues, only to have found a complete stranger standing in her kitchen completely naked and cooking dinner for herself over the stove.
The nude woman was later identified as 46-year-old Stacy Marie Horton Garcia, who has a long history of trespassing and breaking into homes, although never before naked and cooking in their kitchens.
Police say that Garcia took the victim’s clothes and fled the home once the homeowner tried to speak to her.
The victim reportedly tried to take video of the strange woman inside her home as she began to flee with her clothes. The homeowner says that the nude woman simply walked into the closet and grabbed her clothes as if they were her own.
Police say that before cooking the homeowner’s food in the nude in her kitchen, that Garcia first took a shower inside the homeowner’s bathroom.
After her arrest, Garcia allegedly told police that she went into the wrong house, under the impression that it was her boyfriend’s home.
Police say they're not buying it because of Garcia, who has 22 aliases, is already currently on probation for previous cases of trespassing, has been charged with burglary as well.
Source
http://ktla.com/2017/07/19/arizona-woman-returns-home-finds-naked-stranger-cooking-food/
Well, as long as she cooked dinner.