By: Savannah Smith | 03-28-2018 | Weird
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We'll Ask Again: Is Mark Zuckerberg an Alien?

[Editor's Note and Trigger Alert: This article may require the reader to have a sense of humor]

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg continues to be in the hot seat as controversies regarding his popular online platform’s many excesses in users’ privacy, among many other issues, continue to persist making the Harvard drop-out perhaps the most beleaguered business executive on the planet right now.

But let us leave Zuckerberg’s earthly worries and human frailties for now and do a little throwback to old theories and speculations that the Facebook CEO is actually, well, an alien.

There’s this “wild” and highly-entertaining article that dissected Zuckerberg and almost part-by-part illustrated why he could not possibly be the person- or more precisely or literally- the human- that he presents himself to be. In “Is Mark Zuckerberg An Alien?” funny article on ebaumsworld published last quarter of 2017, it says that Mark or ‘The Zucc’ is actually a shape-shifting reptilian “who is only pretending to be a human.” And then went on to present piece by painstaking piece the evidence to ‘prove’ such out of this world claim.

1. Look At Those Legs

A closer look of video footage and photos of Zuckerberg walking would show that his legs bend forward instead of backwards. Maybe it’s proof indeed of his reptilian pasts.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="es" dir="ltr">es el meme de que Mark Zuckerberg a veces sube fotos en plan &quot;haciendo vida normal de ser humano con mis compañeros que también son seres humanos&quot; como si fuera un alien, sabes? aquí otro ejemplo <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; alechu (@xxraviolixxx) <a href="">March 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="" charset="utf-8"></script>

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2. Scrutinize Those Fingers

A sweeping glance at Zuckerberg’s fingers especially when he is holding a mic would show that his pinky and ring finger appear ready to burst out of the “fake” human hand he is using. His ‘hand’ looks so uncomfortable holding such a simple microphone, possibly because Mark really has only three real fingers, and the other two are just for show so as not to freak out his human followers.

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3. Straight From That Mouth: Why the Need to Deny, Mark?

Any chance he gets, whether through live streams and Q and As with his fans, The Zucc always appear to be adamant- if not desperate- to proclaim that he is as human as just about anyone, seemingly in dire need to quell speculations and wild rumors that he is indeed an alien.

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4. Oh That Face, That Face

The Zucc appeared on Time Magazine as ‘Person of the Year’ with glaring green eyes and a thin complexion that have speculations wagging that such look resembles a mask hiding his “real lizard features.” The title ‘Person of the Year’ may not be as simply coincidental as it seems, but could be a deliberate, calculated effort for Zuckerberg to be presented as a “real person.”

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="">@Time</a>&#39;s 2010 <a href=";ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#PersonOfTheYear</a>: <a href=";ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MarkZuckerberg</a>, whose company, <a href="">@Facebook</a>, is changing the way humans interact <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; Doc History (@History_Buffs) <a href="">December 10, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="" charset="utf-8"></script>

5. Catch Him Via Freudian Slip

Take it from The Zucc no less, referring to himself as being something other than human.

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Still holding on to that Facebook account? Better think again and again, because not even such popular online platform can save you when lizard/grey invasion led by The Zucc himself starts.

Dark days ahead indeed for Facebook as the “secret” is slowly but surely unraveling. As Taylor Swift belts out “Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.”


Twitter: #MAGA #KeepAmericaGreat! #MarkZuckerberg #Facebook #MarkZuckerbergIsAnAlien #MarkZuckerbergNotHuman #FunnyNews #AlienInvasion

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Anonymous No. 21758 2018-03-28 : 23:58


Anonymous No. 21759 2018-03-29 : 00:07

zuck is my daddyy..

Anonymous No. 21764 2018-03-29 : 02:51

He's a kike and that's alien enough

Anonymous No. 21769 2018-03-29 : 03:13

who says they "were" a human?? the fuck that even mean

Anonymous No. 21771 2018-03-29 : 03:30

@Anonymous No. 21769

He might meant before 160 AD.

redfoot No. 21781 2018-03-29 : 06:40

he is a critter; critters are not "aliens" there is no such thing, space is fake no such thing as a planet. the critters we perceive as aliens are agents of fallen ones, descendants of Lucifer and his 21 pals who arrived on Mount Herod, thriving and ruling in the "underworld" aka sheol well beneath our feet - think Base211 antarctica and Admiral Byrd Diary. truth is way stranger than fiction.

Anonymous No. 21782 2018-03-29 : 06:42

also #21764 is nearly correct insomuch as "jews" are not semites but instead edomites, descended of esau/edom who mated with caananite and hittite wives descended of Cain betrothed of the serpent quite literally, hence the reason most if not all have RH-negative blood type factor. many are shapeshifters. i call em critter hybrids.

Anonymous No. 21807 2018-03-29 : 12:28

Hey focus on his greater sins thats now grewing and affect so many users!

Anonymous No. 21897 2018-03-30 : 19:35

Lol, he sure is! And his alien kingdom that is facebook is going down, down, down! Enjoy the fall, alien Mark! 😂

Anonymous No. 95812 2021-11-10 : 18:23

this nigga dead

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