By: Kyle James | 12-22-2018 | News
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Miley Cyrus Destroy's 1950's Christmas Classic With Feminist #MeToo Lyrics

"Santa Baby" is a Christmas classic that dates back to 1953 and was written by Joan Javits, the niece of Senator Jacob K. Javits. It was originally sung by singer Eartha Kitt, a woman of class, and was meant to be a simple look at a Christmas list for Santa Claus written by a woman who is dreaming of getting extravagant gifts. Among the items mentioned are sables, yachts, and decorations from high-end retailer Tiffany's.

Now, in 2018, the daughter of Country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus is releasing her own twisted version of the melody with a feminist twist to push the #MeToo movement. Miley Cyrus is known for going off the deep end from a regular girl next door appearance to anything she could do to stand out including going naked in her music videos. She even recently appeared on Saturday Night Live Wearing nothing but an open jacket for a top.

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It is painful to see such a classic Christmas song twisted and contorted to further the feminist agenda, especially from one of the least classy singers out there. In Cyrus' version of the song, she says she doesn't need Santa's presents because she can by her "own damn stuff". I think this is an attempt to be edgy and "stick it to men" because Cyrus has millions and doesn't need a man to buy her anything.

Her version goes on to say, "Listen Santa to what I say, a girl's best friend is... equal pay. Stop interrupting me when I talk and don’t text me pictures of your…" The next word in the song is interrupted by a phone ringing. Cyrus seems to be intentionally stirring people up with her feminist propaganda.

The idea that women don't make as much as men and only make 78 cents on the dollar has been debunked over and over and it's not worth going into here. There is just so much more to unpack. It's ironic that Cyrus goes on to complain about people sending what we can only assume are "dick pics" when she makes a living in part by selling her naked body. She seems to want the whole world to see her naked body, but when it comes to showing her yours that would be sexual harassment.

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Here is a full comparison of the original version on the new wave, socialist feminism that fuels Cyrus' version:

"Santa Baby"

By Eartha Kitt (Original)

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be also good
If you'll check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks
Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight

Compare To Miley Cyrus Feminist Version:

"Santa Baby"

By Miley Cyrus

Santa baby, I hear you got some presents for me
Miley, I've been an awfully good girl
Santa baby, still hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I don't need any fancy jewelry
Not me, I've got something else in mind
Santa baby and I don't need your presents tonight

Don't want diamonds, cash, or stars
Nothing that comes in a box
No more fluff, I've had enough
And I can buy my own damn stuff

Santa baby, I bought a car of my own
My own, I bought it all by myself
Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on a Shelf

Listen Santa to what I say
A girl's best friend is an equal pay
So stop interrupting me when I talk
And don't text me pictures of your...

Santa baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed
At work by some ignorant jerk
Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight
Put away the chimney tonight
Just put away your chimney tonight
Just put away your chimney tonight

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10 Comment/s
Paula king No. 93074 2018-12-22 : 13:13

She is sick and needs help im praying for her

Jeff Allen No. 93075 2018-12-22 : 14:17

The Top Gun phrase, “he was abused as a child” comes to mind when I think of this Cyrus child.

Anonymous No. 93077 2018-12-22 : 14:51

Did Miley ask Santa what he/she/they/them/it identified as lol

Anonymous No. 93078 2018-12-22 : 14:58

Her career is following the usual the Celebrity Fading Career Process. The generally seen Rule of Thumb for Liberal Actors, Singers, and Comedians.

As their careers and popularity peck and start down hill. The Liberals tend to abandon morals, common decency, Act Up and Out more and more. This is usually displayed in obscene comments, Politics and nudity.

Anonymous No. 93079 2018-12-22 : 16:01

Crash and burn

Wonderland No. 93082 2018-12-22 : 16:06

Has Beens or Never Was...MSM pushes mediocrity to new levels. No talent, just shock shows. This girl is damaged beyond repair.

Anonymous No. 93088 2018-12-22 : 21:01

something happened to her as a disney kid

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Anonymous No. 93168 2018-12-23 : 21:36

Miley knows that even bad press, is still press.

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