By: Phil | 12-15-2020 | Opinion, Studio
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Shia LaBeouf Accused of Sexual Assault, Battery



No HWNDU flags were harmed in the making of this commentary...

For more on Shia's history of drunken assaults, plagiarism and much more check below for a few of our previous articles on The Boof's antics:

Shia Embraces His Inner Scumbag Normie

Shia Finally Admits "I am a buffoon"

Shia Claims Rape

Let the Games Begin: Shia Raises New He Will Not Divide Us Flag

Shia Calls for Investigation into HWNDU Flag Thief Suspects

Shia Stretches: LaBeouf Plays His Own Abusive, Alcoholic Dad

Show Me LaBoeuf: Shia Comes Out of Hiding

8chan Attempts Drone Assault on HWNDU Flagpole

Don't forget to check out the new book Pedogate Primer: the politics of pedophilia now available in paperback on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.

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Anonymous No. 95269 2020-12-16 : 19:38

Shia LaBeouf's career never actually began, and Jim's breasts bruise his kneecaps.

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